Bridge Graphic T-Shirt “I Don't Burn Bridges / I Just Loosen the Bolts” Funny Statement Tee Humorous Conversation Starter
Bridge Graphic T-Shirt “I Don't Burn Bridges / I Just Loosen the Bolts” Funny Statement Tee Humorous Conversation Starter
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee speaks in dry humor and quiet confidence. Soft, heavyweight cotton with a worn-in feel carries a playful bridge illustration and the lines “I don’t burn bridges” (front) and “I just loosen the bolts a little each day” (back). It settles into your day—whether you’re stepping out for coffee, fixing something in the garage, or meeting friends for a slow evening—without shouting. The printed artwork has a handcrafted look that pairs with the tee’s vintage texture. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, this shirt becomes the kind of piece you reach for when you want to make people smile without saying much.
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
