Funny Sarcasm Shirt Sarcastic Quote Tshirt Humorous Saying Tee Unisex

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee speaks with quiet humor and a soft lived-in feel. The front reads “I don’t burn bridges” and the back continues the thought with “I just loosen the bolts a little each day,” written in a playful, rounded script with a subtle two-tone shadow. The heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed finish give the shirt a lived-in texture and muted color that ages beautifully. Wear it to low-key hangouts, road trips, or labored-goodbyes when you want to make people smile without shouting. It sits comfortably over jeans or layered under a flannel, and the relaxed cut keeps the vibe casual and easygoing.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit that drapes naturally
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched hems for strength
- Size range S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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